The Lop Masters

the Lop Masters will be coming to a theater near you.  their motto?  have scissors, will travel.
and they're making it a safe world for non-conforming Sharia Law haters.  Lopsie, their true leader, has been extremely emphatic with her close followers, "if they don't want it, well that's alright.  since the great misinterpretation of Allah, gives us the right, we will just have to make them hold still.  they will thank us later.  and if they do not thank us later, then they must have stolen a goat.  so it's all for the best".  ' '/  -msi
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