it's not actually a fap cave. i was abandoned by planet Terre for unspeakable acts. some minds were never meant to exist in the real world. at 6 i was banned from reading the encyclopedia. at 9 i was called a ball hog by my own baseball little league team for pitching an unassisted perfect game. and at 11 i got leading national Rorschach results piecing little blocks together, but they just threw the book at me. it wasn't until i was 20 that i discovered my results on the National SAT i took when i was 16, were the nation's number 1 top perfect score. i don't like being hated since birth. but until the brave are paid in full, i'll just be a monster in everyone's eyes. thanks for asking tho. 
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iow
ever get the feeling that a union of retards actually think you don't know they are worse than the little pieces of shit that just got done raping the shyte out of your chihuahua's butt!
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